(Barry Bonds: not at all physically transformed since when he was a rookie.)
(Major League Baseball: it ain't the Olympics.)
Update: Regular bar and grill patron Jim sent me the tasteful version of his rookie card below. He sure was wiry.

June 2009: In time for June, here comes the Swoon. (Gin and juices, with crushed Xanax on the rim.) Just $2! (Management not responsible for loss of possessions after consumption.)
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