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Modern-day Mo.
June 2009: In time for June, here comes the Swoon. (Gin and juices, with crushed Xanax on the rim.) Just $2! (Management not responsible for loss of possessions after consumption.)
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1 comment:
That was painful.
Sounds like the theme song to a really cheesy late 70s sit com.
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