Just to stick the needle in further.

(Thanks to Deadspin.)

Did it have to be Jay Fucking Payton?

I'm not watching the rest of this fucking game, and I'm not watching the Baltimore Orioles get a mini-sweep over a team that is finding ways to lose. Especially since that way to lose had to be a fucking grand slam by asshole #1 Jay Payton, who knowingly/tragically took a reserve OF role with us in '05 before crying/moaning/bleeding/sucking his way out of that. Not Jay Payton. It's too much. Goodbye cruel world. (Until tomorrow.)

GAME 115-117: Goddamn that Canuck.

He's saying "I deserve to die by knife to the head" if that's illegible. I'm too pissed off to perfect that quote balloon in MS Paint right now. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.