(I spit my soda on my computer monitor.)

The reason I did so is that I was re-reading the All-Insane team article I posted yesterday, and I was re-reminded of the frightening comedy of the Jimy "Leave Off The Last M For MADNESS!" Williams" era. Quote from the article that I had to point out:

"I don't know anything about that, surprise, or all those other adjectives, or what do you use, adverbs? Prepositions? I like gerunds. I went to high school with a guy named Gerand Thornquist. His dad drove a bus for Greyhound. He was almost the valedictorian. You'd have to be with a name like that."

What?