DADDY FAT STACKS
CC signs record pitcher deal.
WHERE'S THE BEEF?
Sabathia starts 0-3; Yankee hopes in slow start already running thin.
CLASH OF THE TITANS
Sabathia pitch whizzes past David Ortiz's head; both players ejected, Yankees win.
OH SAY CAN YOU CC?
Sabathia pitches complete game no-hitter on America's, George Steinbrenner's, birthday.
LIVIN' LARGE
Sabathia winning streak reaches 5; Yankees take wild card lead.
FATTY FATTY BAT SMACK
Red Sox batter Yankees 12-2; Sabathia lasts just 1.2 IP.
CC SO-FATTY-BLAH
Yankees eliminated from playoff contention as Sabathia loses, 3-2; mere 15-win season leaves New York calling for blood.
SABATHIA IS A FAT FAT OVERPAID FAT FAT FUCK. FAT FAT.
A very special Joel Sherman column.
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TIME TO OPEN UP DA BAR
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