Manny Ramirez= Cancer.
Wil Cordero= Lupus, or any other auto-immune disease that batters the shit out of you.
Jose Canseco= Gigantism.
Shea Hillenbrand= Kidney failure.
Rob Deer= Severe flatulence.
Grady Little= Alzheimer's.
John McNamara= Syphillis, long untreated. You know, like, Ibsen-style.
Don Zimmer= Diabetes, at the onset of complete blindness.
Matt Clement= Post-traumatic Stress Disorder.
Rudy Seanez= Diarrhea.
Ramiro Mendoza= Munchausen Syndrome.
Eric Gagne= Gangrene.
Frank Castillo= Mono.
Ramon Martinez= Osteoporosis.
Carl Everett= Super-AIDS, or any other horrible disease not mentioned in the Bible.
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