Justin Masterson was a:
But that didn't matter because the bullpen was:
Games like this make me want to drink a whole:
Then black out, and wake up like this:
You've been warned, Delcarmen.
June 2009: In time for June, here comes the Swoon. (Gin and juices, with crushed Xanax on the rim.) Just $2! (Management not responsible for loss of possessions after consumption.)