Wednesday, July 30, 2008

I Sent A Letter To The Red Sox, The Other Day/ They Opened, and Read It, It Said They Were Suckas!

Dear Boston Red Sox,

Regarding your performance since the All-Star break, which has been a rapid-fire version of the standard Sox summer swoon, I must say:

You're all better than this. Except maybe Manny Delcarmen. Who hasn't even been bad lately.

Play better or fuck off.

Yours in Christ,


P.S. for Theo--

This proposed three-way deal of Manny Ramirez for Jason Bay plus prospects sounds like the Nomar Garciaparra trade of 2008: a shake-up trade in which a disgruntled though incredibly talented veteran is traded for less than equal talent in return, to shake up an underachieving team. This armchair GM right here signs off on it.

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