Tuesday, April 24, 2007

GAME SEVENTEEN: Feelin' great, feelin' good, how are you?



Sorry it's been awhile; was sick most of last week up 'til yesterday, along with patches of lazy. I'll try to get a bit up to speed, but having neglected my duties, this might take a bit of time. Let's do it in punchy fashion.

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A-Rod is a gifted athlete!

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The Yankees have lost four straight all the same!

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"Four straight" are the magic words!



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Manny Ramirez has not one but two children named Manny Jr.!

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Taken to the chest, either of the two bombs Cuban Mike Lowell hit on Sunday would have killed Fidel Castro!



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Some Yankee fans don't know how to take losing! (See: lil' baby who walked out of Mugs before the game was over, whining.) That makes it more fun to watch them watch their team get swept!

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Kei Igawa :: Daisuke Matsuzaka
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Buying a buncha lottery tickets :: 401k.

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Andy Pettite has been the most effective bullpen pitcher for the New York Yankees!

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David Ortiz isn't a very good baserunner!

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We lost last night! But Dustin Pedroia hit a two-RBI double! And my new nickname idea is on hold for as long as he shows strong signs of life! That's all I want to say about that game!

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The Red Sox held their Jackie Robinson Day a week late due to rain! It was so late, they should have called it Pumpsie Green Day!

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I drank too much coffee!

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