Tuesday, August 28, 2007

The Sterling Variations: Melky Cabrera

When Melky does good:

Sweet Mother's Melk!

Cabrera could have settled for second, but he Melk-ed that one for a triple! Oh my!

And Cabrera is now 3-3 today against Bartolo Colon. He sure can Melk that cow!

Melk does a body good! (As some lucky friend of A-Rod's friend will find that out after the game!)

When Melky does not do good:

Strike three, and Melk has been skimmed by Escobar. He's been feeding him nothing but formula today.

Melk just hasn't been himself the last ten games. Call him Malk.

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