Tuesday, August 28, 2007
The Sterling Variations: Melky Cabrera
When Melky does good:
Sweet Mother's Melk!
Cabrera could have settled for second, but he Melk-ed that one for a triple! Oh my!
And Cabrera is now 3-3 today against Bartolo Colon. He sure can Melk that cow!
Melk does a body good! (As some lucky friend of A-Rod's friend will find that out after the game!)
When Melky does not do good:
Strike three, and Melk has been skimmed by Escobar. He's been feeding him nothing but formula today.
Melk just hasn't been himself the last ten games. Call him Malk.