I could have sworn I just heard Suzy Waldman, in the middle of the WCBS 880 broadcast of the Tigers mutilating and doing other bad things to the Yankees, that Suzy said the word "Jeterian."
Normally, this is where I might say something like, "I might have heard that, but I mighta been sniffing glue." And then I heard John Sterling call Bobby Abreu "as sweet as candy" quite clearly. And then I only wished I was sniffing glue.
UPDATE: John Sterling sez several innings later, as Fernando Rodney comes in for the Tigers:
"Now here is a Rodney who gets respect!"
Listening to John Sterling is like a lot of embarrassing moments in life. It's funny later, but pretty painful in the moment.