Monday, July 9, 2007

Ay, mi estomago!

"Intestinal turmoil" put Manny Ramirez on the bench Sunday, in a game where one amazing Curtis Granderson catch made the difference, and, yes, Manny's presence in the lineup would have been appreciated. But "turmoil" is nothing to tangle with. Other names for what Manny's going through:

intestinal insurgency

potato-bacon bombing

a peacekeeping force to the gut

(soft) shell(ed crab) shock

post-turkey stress disorder

gambling debts (the bet: "bet you can't eat just one!")


colonic civil war

hot dog hostilities

friendly's fire

upset stomach

the all-star break.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

this site makes me wish i liked baseball so i could comment more.

alas, football season is so far away...


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