Tuesday, July 3, 2007

The Sterling Variations: Johnny Damon

Upon success:

Way back...and Johnny is gone-ee!
Damon with a clean cut to right field! The Yankees win, the-uh Yankees win!!!
And Johnny Damon turns water to wine and defeat to victory with an amazing leaping catch!
Johnny got his gun!
Jesus Christ!

Upon failure:

Damon was aimin' for the seats, but got under it.
And Damon strikes out to end the game. As that German guy said, maybe God Is Dead.

1 comment:

El Guapo's Ghost said...

Saw your blog on my referrals - thanks and I love the name but no mention of the Foxy.

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