Don't forget the "act like every pitch on the inside half nearly hit you" play.

A bit from Bad Altitude, the Rockies' arm of the Baseball Toaster juggernaut:

"The captain made a couple of those specialty Jeter plays where he flinches immediately when the ball is hit, stands absolutely still for a moment, then dives heedlessly in the general direction of where the ball passed several seconds ago. Jeter is awesome at this play. He is better at making it look like he almost got to balls he completely misread and missed than anybody else in the game today."

Don't forget the "jump unnecessarily while making a throw" play. And the "do the fist pump after premature ejaculation with unsatisfying starlet of the moment, wishing he could only make love to a second self."