The great John Sterling, a few minutes ago, in the middle of calling Yankees-Pirates.
"I know nothing...and find ways to exhibit it at every time."
This is what we call a breakthrough, Mr. Sterling.
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June 2009: In time for June, here comes the Swoon. (Gin and juices, with crushed Xanax on the rim.) Just $2! (Management not responsible for loss of possessions after consumption.)
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1 comment:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suzyn_Waldman
I'm impressed that the final paragraph has remained there for 6 days (and counting).
Sterling's entry gives the full list of home run calls, by the way. Bern, baby, Bern!
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